you're hired?

my friend Andy once got drunk and didn't remember what happened.  a couple days later he was looking at the pictures on his camera and came across one of himself (pictured here) backstage at a Kid Rock concert wearing a silly hat and hanging out with Donald Trump.  true story.  he has since quit drinking.

yessir...take this as official notice that we, the All mighty Albe's BMX ass kicker is right now officially looking for a Turbo apprentice.  it's not too often that we do this sort of thing but every so often it happens.   

here's the real deal:  we're swamped.  more to the point is that our wheel building department is swamped and we need and extra person or two.  we know that this will be read by people around the world but it's meant really just for those of you within driving distance so don't load up you Ranger with all your crap and move to Warren Michigan all starry eyed with visions of fame and riches awaiting your arrival cuz it ain't happenin'.  if you think you've got what it takes to be Tubo's apprentice then come in and talk to Todd, Flip or John and they'll break it down.  and this is one time that you can not bribe us...we can help polish the skills you have but we don't have time to teach you the basics so you will  have to have at least some sort of wheel building skills (and general labor knowledge won't hurt either).  what are you waiting for?  giddy up, son.