that wacky Mat Hoffman guy

Mat Hoffman called me about a week ago to order some stuff and told me about some nutty reallity (is there any other kind any more?) television show he recorded. i think he said the name is "Trippin'" or something like that. he said the idea was to have a bunch of random people that had nothing in common go on a trip together and we, the viewer, get to watch the hijinx ensue. lucky us. so his crew consisted of actress Cameron Diaz, model Rebecca Romjin and rapper DMX, and they had to go camping. he sent me this photo to prove he was serious. i don't know who the extra chick is, those are the only names he told me were there. then a couple days later i saw him on the McEnroe television show and John McEnroe kept asking him if he wanted to be as rich and popular as Tony Hawk. now i see why that show has already been cancelled.

todd...