that thing got a Hemi in it?

when gas prices hit nine bucks a gallon not too long ago it left a lot of monetarily challenged BMXers unable to re-fill the tank after borrowing their mom's Hummer for a trip to the park.  everyone was thinking of the cheapest alternative (which would be a motorcycle) but most we're creative enough to figure out a way to get a bike rack on one.  a few did, like FBM's Steve Crandall and our very own Utah Outlaw Kenny Sanders, but Afro Pat Schreader got it done in a way that doesn't require any disassembling of the bike and by running it straight rather than sideways keeps his shit pretty aerodynamic still.  now the question is: which bike do you think cost more?