ONE DAY ONLY SALE!

i've decided to have a store wide sale. tomorrow, Saturday, June 26th, from 10am til 5pm EVERYTHING in the retail store will be 10% off. so you know how John's autograph is usually $3.00? now it will only be $2.70! this will not be for mail order and the discount will be off retail prices (which as you regulars know may sometimes be a bit higher than mailorder) and to get the discount you will have to follow two rules:
1) BEFORE we add up your bill you will have to tell us that Rusty Wallace told you we were having a sale.
2) you MUST follow rule number 1

fine print is as usual: previous purchases are just that, previous to this sale and will not be refunded.
we don't have sales too often because someone's mom usually nitpicks the idea to death and makes it a big hassel so take the one day sale and be happy or get nothing at all and like it. sale DOES apply to stuff that is already on sale, too! bribes and silliness may get you even bigger discounts so come prepared.

live it up, kids...it's the weekend.
todd...