like you haven't tried it...

well, by now you have all heard or read about everyone's favorite skank, Paris Hilton having her phone hacked. it, of course, was filled with the numbers of some of the biggest stars in music & movies and within seconds those numbers were being thrown around the internet faster than the latest picture of the Olsen twins making out with each other.

well, we saw that list, too.  as we sat around the water cooler here at the Albe's World Headquarters discussing what sort of person would actually call one of those numbers and what you would say if you really got through to someone we noticed that not everyone was laughing.  it seems as though our very own John Smith, the king of all shippers found the digits for his hero and had to put them to use.  he won't tell us exactly what the conversation was about but he now has an autographed picture of Bruce Willis to hang in his den.