gone but not forgotten

hey friends, it's Todd here, checking in to make sure all is both hunky AND dory and i see that it is. i am still away from Albe-land and will be until March 1st. so far on this vacation i have (in no particular order) drank myself into a stupor on more than one occasion, eaten raw fish with the natives, been kissed by
strangers (women, men & men that looked like women), partied with the rich & famous, had my right hand painetd green,caught a case of the crab (just one), helped an old lady in distress and committed various acts of lewdness in and around those closest to me. i'm off now to apply some ointment to my wounds but i'll leave you all with these last two observasions:
1) Lyndon B. Johnson can shove it and you need to help spread the word
2) Avril Lavigne is NOT punk and her marketers need to stop dressing her like she is.

todd...