a simple contest

here's a little contest that will require nothing more than some thought and/or creativity.  i know, if you're the average middle American you want the opprotunity to get free stuff without working for it but that's not the way we roll here at the Albe's Super Store.   

now, all you have to do is come up with an acronym for what the letters in our name could stand for.  i'll get you started with an example: Albino Lithuanian Baby Eaters Society.  get it?  e-mail your entries to me at todd@albes.com , type "i hope i win" as the subject and make sure to include your name and a valid return e-mail address  where you can be reached.  more than one will win.  do not try to post entries here.  this post will be locked to prevent it.  think this sounds too easy?  here's the catch:  your entry can not use the word "bike" or have anything to do with BMX or skateboards. if it's a language other than english please send the translation.   send as many as you want but if we choose more than one of yours to win you'll only get one prize.   if you choose to write it down and bring it to me at the shop remember that a crappy entry can be given consideration with a little bribery.  don't be a weasle and, as always, we reserve the right to add more rules as we think of them.

new rule added 7/8:  the word "lesbian" is officially banned.  the first 83 entries that used it will count but anything from today forward will not.