10/10 SALE
bringing a sexy chick in tight pants may even help you score a better deal!
right after we started the hugely succesful "24/24 sale" we've had people asking when we're gonna have something like that in our retail store and we decided the time is now for the 10/10 SALE it's a lot tighter than the other sale in that it's a ONE DAY ONLY event. so here's the deal: tomorrow, Saturday, February 25th the first 10 customers that spend at least $10.oo each will get a free t-shirt.
that's it, any t-shirt you want for free with a ten dollar purchase. and to make it fair this deal isn't gonna be open to every shlub that wanders through the door, it's only for those of you that are reading this so you'll have to speak up and ask for the special blog hook up. our store hours will remain the same, we open at 10 am...and if you get here early don't line up at the door or you'll be disqualified (and cold). oh yeah, and just like with every other retail event don't be shy about bribing us for better deals. our weaknesses are the same as most straight, young males: booze, broards and baked goods. and if anyone is trying to be a weasle i have the right to say "no deal for you!"
todd...

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