WE WERE SENDING OUT A CARE PACKAGE TO THE SHITLUCK GUYS AND NEEDED TO THROW IN ONE OF THE NEW "ALBE'S SURVIVAL KIT" THE KIT INCLUDES:
- Mos Def CD
- Switchblade comb
- Bottle of Scope mouthwash
- Can of tuna
- Pack of firecrackers... BANG!
- Bottle of Jack Daniels
- Page of 70's porn
- Motion activated strobe light necklace for clubbing
- Glitter stickers
- Temp Tattoos
- Jets Pizza Menu
- Albe's "Dance Comp" stickers
- Random photo of a flatlander.
How anybody can live without this stuff is beyond us...