Turbo the Punk Rock Superstar?

Albe's own Curtis "Turbo" Powers is rumored to be auditioning for the role of lead guitarist for the infamous rock band Husker Du. He's been caught pumping out heavy riffs in front of the Albe's store wearing his starlicious get-up he calls, Leoporcono gear. Todd's take on the matter is "what the hells going on, does he think he's Jerry Lewis?" Turbo will be Rollin' out on his new green machine to tour, so keep an eye open he may come to a curb near you.

--John