tick...tick...boom

as some of you may have noticed we here at the Albe's bmx power house have,for the past few years,been singing the praises of the exploding penguins. we have been talking about it very light heartedly but it has been brought to our attention that quite a few people are taking this too seriously. this has become such a huge global problem that today i was contacted by the International Flightless Bird Association who has been investigating the blown up penguin problem for the last year and have finally traced the "phenomenom" back to me and are considering me to be the "ring leader" in this "plot" to rid the world of these "cute, harmless birds". i have explained to them that it was never my intention to have any penguins harmed for my amusement but they assured me that they were investigating the remains of "over 500 penguin carcasses". i cut a deal with the head of the IFBA and told her that i would make a public call to all that are involved with my "gang" and ask that NO MORE PENGUINS BE BLOWN UP. i, being the nature nerd that i am, never intended for anyone to ever actually take this so literally. i am saddened and appauled by the actions of all who committed the horible actions on these wonderful birds. i am here, now asking that no more animal, (penguin,aardvark, ant or any other living creature) violence take place on my/our (Albe's) behalf. thank you and again...stop the maddness that i have accidently started.

todd (the instigator) from Albe's