suck on this

we're having a "hickey sale" this Saturday.  yep, that's right...come in Saturday with your hickey proudly displayed for all the world to see and we'll knock 10% off your total, it's just that simple.  and for all you little knuckleheads that have trouble getting action here's your perfect opening line...you're not really interested in a relationship, just a discount at a bike shop.  very smooth in deed.  as an added bonus:  if you bring someone and have it installed on you while you're at the store you'll get an extra 5% off...and to sweeten the deal EVEN MORE:  if both of you (giver & receiver) are the same sex the discount gets bumped up another five percent bringing the total discount possible to 20% OFF any regularly priced stuff in the shop.