don't laugh at the mullett

well, at least don't laugh at people that USED to have a mullett. if they still do then they deserve to be ridaculed. anyway, a long time ago, long before most of you were born, way way back in the mid 1980's the mullett was the coolest cut in town. every guy had one and a few girls too. now, think to the future...
fifteen years from now:

you are going to see pictures of yourself and all your friends with hair that has way too much "product" in it and has had way too much effort applied to make it look really messy, like you just woke up. you're sitting there thinking that you don't do that but most of you do. every where you go look around, everyone is doing it. yes, "bed head" is the new mullett, hear me now, believe me later. and those of you who don't have that going on are sporting a crooked meshback. the key to not being a complete nut is to know when it's time to move on. having a mullett in 1987 was hip but having one now is pathetic.
know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em, kids.