another cheesey Saturday only sale

that's right, sir...the Dane Wild bike check has inspired another one of those dumb sales that require you to work for your discounts and/or free stuff.    it's good only on Saturday, November 12, 2005. this one is i bit more unusual, though and the deal is as follows: 

you, the customer will get a free t-shirt and all you have to do is bring me a frozen pizza.   yep, that's right.  the pizza can be any brand and any size, but to balance the scale a bit the t-shirt i give you can also be "any brand" but i will let you pick the size at least.  since i assume the pizza will be new and un-used, so, too, shall be the shirt. also, in honor of the 30th anniversary of the most legendary Great Lakes maritime disaster, anyone that brings something that involves the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald (Nov.11th, 1975) will get some sort of bonus.  but as always there is some fine print...the only rules this time is that the pizza can not have mushrooms or olives on it, the pie must also be in the original package so none of you bastartds try to hose me and buy a box of 20 tiny pizza bites and divide them up with your friends and it's limited to one shirt per customer so don't be a weasle.  also, i reserve the right to make judgement calls on who's breaking the rules. 

todd...

added after danes post:  pay no attention to Dane's post.  although the sale was inspired by him the pies are not all for him.  besides, if it's not a "hot & ready" he's not gonna like it.