no tax weekend sale!

get it?...didn't think so.

you don't have to go to one of the super stores to get awesome deals and super savings this holiday weekend, we're bringing the same kind of discounts to BMX!   

we've all heard Wal-Mart, K-Mart and all the other "marts" offering up special deals to get you into their stores this weekend so we figured it was time for us to step up and act like the big boys so here's our sales pitch:

THIS WEEKEND ONLY, FRIDAY (November 25th) AND SATURDAY (November 26th) WE ARE PAYING YOUR SALES TAX!   THIS APPLIES TO ANY PURCHASE IN OUR RETAIL STORE OVER $25.OO (at retail prices) AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS SALE IS ASK FOR IT.   just say "please don't charge me sales tax" and we won't.  IT'S SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT.  also, just like those "big stores", there will be NO INTEREST EVER! that's because we don't offer any sort of financing, though...and YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY PAYMENTS UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO LEAVE THE STORE! then you'll have to pay the entire balance in full.

also, while you're here don't forget to fill out an entry form to try to WIN FREE TICKETS TO SEE THE SUICIDE MACHINES DECEMBER 30th AT THE MAGIC STICK IN DETROIT!

and we'll even keep the fine print simple:  this applies to purchases made on those two days only and is not retro-active (which means don't come in Friday asking for a six percent refund for stuff you bought Tuesday), can not be used for special orders and we have the right to give you the boot if you're being a weasle and nit-picking the details.