WE WERE SENDING OUT A CARE PACKAGE TO THE SHITLUCK GUYS AND NEEDED TO THROW IN ONE OF THE NEW "ALBE'S SURVIVAL KIT" THE KIT INCLUDES:

1. Mos Def CD
2. Switchblade comb
3. Bottle of Scope mouthwash
4. Can of tuna
5. Pack of firecrackers... BANG!
6. Bottle of Jack Daniels
7. Page of 70's porn
8. Motion activated strobe light necklace for clubbing
9. Esaych Glitter stickers
10. Esaych Temp Tattoos
11. Jets Pizza Menu
12. Albe's "Dance Comp" stickers
13. Random photo of a flatlander.

How anybody can live without this stuff is beyond us...