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ALBE'S SURVIVAL KIT

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$396.68
Brand:
Albe's
SKU:
MIAL005

Product Description

WE WERE SENDING OUT A CARE PACKAGE TO THE SHITLUCK GUYS AND NEEDED TO THROW IN ONE OF THE NEW "ALBE'S SURVIVAL KIT" THE KIT INCLUDES:

  1. Mos Def CD
  2. Switchblade comb
  3. Bottle of Scope mouthwash
  4. Can of tuna
  5. Pack of firecrackers... BANG!
  6. Bottle of Jack Daniels
  7. Page of 70's porn
  8. Motion activated strobe light necklace for clubbing
  9. Glitter stickers
  10. Temp Tattoos
  11. Jets Pizza Menu
  12. Albe's "Dance Comp" stickers
  13. Random photo of a flatlander.

How anybody can live without this stuff is beyond us...